Minor Characters

At any time a minor character could become a major character. For now though, here's a list of people in Rat City who haven't had more of a spotlight on them.

Punk Kid
A native punk kid of Rat City. He's either late pre-teen or early teen. He once gave three stimulant pills to Kenny Funkin in exchange for his Xbox Series S. He then traded this new found Xbox to Reedsusan Benjonathan for a couple of dimebags. The Xbox resides in The Bear Trap.

Music Teacher
A protective music teacher at the high school in Rat City. Quick to act and can't be stopped.

Agent Chibata
A federal agent who is investigating Rat City. His former partner was Agent McDiggins during the Crypto Thief Chase.

Curt Niabok
A regular patron of The Bear Trap. The current manager of Bah Bah Bah: Records and Stuff. He's quick to anger and rather apathetic towards life. Would much rather be playing his bass guitar than whatever it is he's suppose to be doing. Curt use to be in a band until he broke his hand in a skateboarding accident. While his hand was recovering his former band was signed. He feels like life passed him by. He was able to get a job at the record store due to his impressive connections to a now out of date Rat City music scene. Overall he's a pretty shitty manager and spends most of his time in back playing the guitar and leaves the actual work to the underpaid staff. Randomly, he met Steven Tyler at The Bear Trap. They shared a conversation that changed his outlook on life.

Zoo Worker
Zoo worker who is friends with staff from The Bear Trap. This worker 'disposes' animal carcasses to their kitchen.

Herb Chamber
Herb owns the largest grow house in the commonwealth. Has had dealings with Johnny 'Higgs' McHiggins and Reedsusan Benjonathan.

Moving Santa
The Santa of Rat City Xmas. A title passed on from generation to generation. The Santa's job is to be a helpful welcoming committee to the new residents of Rat City. This could be from handing out spare bungie cords or cans of beer from their backpack or by helping move furniture. They will also know the location of all the bands playing on that day.

While the look of the Santa can change, they are always recognized by wearing a red and black plaid flannel (open with a local band shirt underneath), slotted glasses and pants cuffed with one higher leg and one lower leg. They ride around in a mini-UHAL drawn by fixie bikes.

The current Santa is a woman in her late 30's with either green dyed hair or a green wig.

Anti-Santa
The anti-Santa of Rat City Xmas. Summoned by an artifact by a random patron at The Bear Trap. Anti-Santa seems to make moving more difficult and revels in thing a like bed bugs and UHAL sellouts. They were seen passing out luxury apartment applications to parents who are moving their kids into local dorms.

The look of ant-santa can be described as total bro. Oakley shades and a polo shirt. They appear to be be like a very bro-y spirit and are sponsored by Subway. Unlike the Santa of Rat City Xmas, the title may not be passed down since this being appears to not be human.

Sadie Green
A musician from Rat City. She's known for her solo project The Sadie Green Bard or The Bard Sadie Green, depending on what she wants to go by. She takes music lessons from someone in Rat City and has a song from her teacher that tells the tale of Polly.

Sully from TiTS
All we know about Sully is "Fuck that guy."

The Sandstorm
The Sandstorm is a group of bar hopping LC Frat bros. They get their name from the constant loop of Sandstorm by Darude that is constantly playing wherever they go. They can be identified by their matching hats which are Cat in the Hat with viking horns. The group is constantly changing and sometimes will sweep in random passerby.

Philosophy Fighters
An underground Lincolnshire University group that is does rap style battles about philosophy. They do not normally allow outside members to join but allow others to challenge them. They were one time up staged by Benna causing the group to rethink their group.